Adding More Randomness to an Already Purposeless Existence

The Generator Blog

Site Description: This blog is not about those machines used to change mechanical energy into electrical energy. It's about software that creates software. Software to play around and have fun with.

Here are a couple of generator softwares to get you started:


The Euphemism Generator

The Debauched: They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
licking the headlight.

The Violent: Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
punishing the Welsh eel.

The Fanciful: I couldn't believe my luck as she started
basting the perpetual sly elves.

The Absurd: They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them
shouting at the sheets.



Random Disease Generator

Persistent Identity Dysfunction Disease
Restless Penis Syndrome
Bacterial Tom Cruise Insanity Disorder
Post Traumatic Gastric Worms Disorder
Acquired Post-Operative Dementia Disease


And of course, Death Cause Generator

Let it be told:

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).


4 out of 5 users agree: TheDeathPsychic.com is more fun than actually dying!