1) I can’t write that fast.
2) I can’t read that fast.
3) Scratch number 2; I never read my own poetry.
4) In my house we never do the same thing everyday for a month, and I mean anything!
5) My muse only works part time – three days a week she works at COSTCO.
6) I just don’t have that much poetry in me – hell I don’t have that much of anything in me!
7) With two young children in the house, I’m lucky if I go to the bathroom once a day.
8) I’m too busy writing this BLOG.
9) I’m too busy reading your BLOG. Yeah yours! Where do you think I get all my material?
10)-I’ve received a petition with over 1000 signatures begging me to spare their poetic sensibilities.